Dear Internet,

I hope  this email finds you well.

First, I would like to thank you for entertaining me. Sure, perhaps this didn’t always take the most moral avenue, but you made sure I always had something to read and access to the newest episode of my favorite show. You allowed me to explore different universes and dive deep (sometimes a little too deep) into my interests.

I would like to thank you for teaching me so much. At times, this was painful. Like extremely painful. Other times, you made learning fun! There were times when I could not have done it without you. Trust me, I would not have survived. Because of you, I have even learned the history of the entire world!!

Thank you for making me laugh. From the origins of social media to modern memes, you are responsible for shaping my sense of humor into what it is today.

I want to thank you for inspiring me to create. You showed me that I could do so much with my computer and introduced me to art forms I would not have otherwise known. I found online communities that motivated me to keep being creative.

You have done all of these things for me... But at what cost?

I would like to input a formal complaint for ruining my attention span. It took me way too long to finish this letter. Uncool.